They’re in ur Intarwebs, creating a programming language.
An example count loop:
HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A VAR IM IN YR LOOP UP VAR!!1 VISIBLE VAR IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE
I has a progmannin langwedge
June 9, 2007Webjam vs. C64 Demo Fonting
March 1, 2007Congrats to Webjam winner Mr. Speaker for his great three minute presentation on Web Sequins, demonstrated with Commodore 64 style warez crew scroll texts via image replacement techniques! |33t retro wins the score!
Grind House
February 21, 2007For those who don’t know yet, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have teamed up to direct a duet of 70′s style exploitation movies that will be billed as a single double-feature going for two and a half hours. This should be awesome – I can honestly say I’ve never seen a girl with a machine gun leg before I saw the promo photos for the first of the two films, “Planet Terror”. The second movie, “Death Proof” stars Kurt Russel, so it’s already gold.
Grim and Frost Bitten Gay Bar
February 15, 2007
Black metal is meant to be dark, evil and viciously against Christianity. However, it is still a form of music, and therefore a certain skill level is required to play it.
These guys do not have that skill level. They play what is without a doubt the absolute worst cover of Freezing Moon I have ever heard. Euronymous would vomit in his grave. And let nothing be spoken about their own material… “Beyond the Dim”?!
I like you, you come share my home?
February 3, 2007
“I now live in Australia for some fun time with an Auzzie girl to replace my sister who was number four prositute. I am very lonely because my sister and concubines did not like your country much when customs stole their cage.”
Hungry Hungry Hippo
January 21, 2007Taken from The Sun
A bite to eat … the zebra gets locked in the jaws of the hippo, main picture,
hippos converge, inset left, and the zebra tries to escape, inset right
ICE CREAM!@!!!11
January 20, 2007
FINALLY after years of wait, Eddie Murphy’s Delirious is finally coming to DVD. Sure we’ve had copies on eBay before, but just like the one I made myself, they were all knock-offs from the old LaserDisc.
Make sure you buy ten copies of this and give them to all your friends who think idiots like Will Ferrell and Rob Schneider are funny.
