I has a progmannin langwedge

They’re in ur Intarwebs, creating a programming language.

An example count loop:

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
	UP VAR!!1
	VISIBLE VAR
	IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

Webjam vs. C64 Demo Fonting

Congrats to Webjam winner Mr. Speaker for his great three minute presentation on Web Sequins, demonstrated with Commodore 64 style warez crew scroll texts via image replacement techniques! |33t retro wins the score!

Grind House

For those who don’t know yet, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez have teamed up to direct a duet of 70’s style exploitation movies that will be billed as a single double-feature going for two and a half hours. This should be awesome – I can honestly say I’ve never seen a girl with a machine gun leg before I saw the promo photos for the first of the two films, “Planet Terror”. The second movie, “Death Proof” stars Kurt Russel, so it’s already gold.

All the latest news here.

Grim and Frost Bitten Gay Bar

Black metal is meant to be dark, evil and viciously against Christianity. However, it is still a form of music, and therefore a certain skill level is required to play it.

These guys do not have that skill level. They play what is without a doubt the absolute worst cover of Freezing Moon I have ever heard. Euronymous would vomit in his grave. And let nothing be spoken about their own material… “Beyond the Dim”?!

I like you, you come share my home?

“I now live in Australia for some fun time with an Auzzie girl to replace my sister who was number four prositute. I am very lonely because my sister and concubines did not like your country much when customs stole their cage.”

It is nice!

Random picture of the day

Hungry Hungry Hippo

Taken from The Sun

A bite to eat … the zebra gets locked in the jaws of the hippo, main picture,
hippos converge, inset left, and the zebra tries to escape, inset right

ICE CREAM!@!!!11

FINALLY after years of wait, Eddie Murphy’s Delirious is finally coming to DVD. Sure we’ve had copies on eBay before, but just like the one I made myself, they were all knock-offs from the old LaserDisc.

Make sure you buy ten copies of this and give them to all your friends who think idiots like Will Ferrell and Rob Schneider are funny.

Fold me, you can

Origami Yoda. He even has holds his staff!

Live Action Pac-Man

Those crazy Japanese!